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How would you describe yourself to someone?

If you’re brave enough to ask me to describe myself, here’s the scoop: I’m your next-to-next-door neighbor, just past the halfway mark of fifty. Married, with a son who keeps me on my toes. I stay active—mentally and physically—without ever leaving the comfort of home. My nemeses? Politicians, tax collectors, and the stubborn tummy that laughs at my six-pack dreams. Let’s make a deal: if we cross paths, I’ll dodge you, you dodge me, and we’ll both have a fantastic day. Cheers!

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If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be?

If I could resurrect one dinosaur, I wouldn’t hesitate—I’d pick the king of the cretaceous, the Tyrannosaurus rex. Forget gentle giants like the Brachiosaurus or brainy Velociraptors; I’m going all-in on the T-Rex, the ultimate prehistoric powerhouse. Picture this: a 40-foot-long, toothy terror lounging in my backyard, ready to launch a one-of-a-kind business venture. Here’s why this is a roaring good idea. The T-Rex Rental Empire My plan? Turn my T-Rex into the star of a rental service. I’d feed it a steady diet of leafy greens (sorry, buddy, no prime rib—you’re on a budget vegetarian plan). Then, I’d rent out my dino pal to anyone looking to spice up their day. Imagine the possibilities: The T-Rex, tired of munching kale, would be thrilled to stretch its legs and flash those iconic teeth. It’s not just a service—it’s a statement. Why It’s a Win-Win This isn’t just about scaring off… If you could bring back one dinosaur, which one would it be?

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If you won two free plane tickets, where would you go?

Imagine the thrill of winning two free plane tickets to anywhere in the world! Sounds like a dream, right? But in today’s world, with all the buzz about airplane safety, I’d be a bit skeptical. My first instinct would be to dig deeper—am I being roped into some experimental flight to test a shiny new plane model? No thanks, I’m not signing up to be a guinea pig at 30,000 feet! Once I’m convinced the tickets are legit, the real challenge begins: family logistics. There are three of us—me, my wife, and our son. Two tickets mean one of us is staying behind to hold down the fort. The question is, who? Or better yet, can we all go together? I’d reach out to the generous soul who offered the tickets and politely inquire if they could stretch their kindness to include a third ticket. If that doesn’t work, I’d… If you won two free plane tickets, where would you go?