How would you describe yourself to someone?

If you’re brave enough to ask me to describe myself, here’s the scoop: I’m your next-to-next-door neighbor, just past the halfway mark of fifty. Married, with a son who keeps me on my toes. I stay active—mentally and physically—without ever leaving the comfort of home.
My nemeses? Politicians, tax collectors, and the stubborn tummy that laughs at my six-pack dreams. Let’s make a deal: if we cross paths, I’ll dodge you, you dodge me, and we’ll both have a fantastic day. Cheers!